Beck Song Maker
Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Now you can randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.
John Blues Curses
Words & Music by Band Name Maker and Beck Hansen
Verse 1:
Down where the reaper is walkin alone
I ain't got no inclination
Oh, dear me.
Somewhere far along
I ain't got no inclination
Oh, dear me.
Somewhere far along
Chorus:
Feel so fine
Screw, chum, chewin', the house of spasm
Why don't you get a job?
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Screw, chum, chewin', the house of spasm
Why don't you get a job?
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Verse 2:
Dancing in their bandages
I got two turntables and a microphone
She's got a whole pile of things you don't wanna hear
Yeeaaaahhh
I got two turntables and a microphone
She's got a whole pile of things you don't wanna hear
Yeeaaaahhh
Chorus:
Feel so fine
Screw, chum, chewin', the house of spasm
Why don't you get a job?
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Screw, chum, chewin', the house of spasm
Why don't you get a job?
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Bridge:
And all the roads are blocked off
and I'm puttin' them up for sale.
Find another lie to tell
On a lifeboat floating, down a river of sleep
and I'm puttin' them up for sale.
Find another lie to tell
On a lifeboat floating, down a river of sleep
Verse 3:
Gettin....crap-faced all the time
Modern guilt, I'm under lock and key
Shot in the leg
They got people to meet
Modern guilt, I'm under lock and key
Shot in the leg
They got people to meet
Chorus:
Feel so fine
Screw, chum, chewin', the house of spasm
Why don't you get a job?
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Screw, chum, chewin', the house of spasm
Why don't you get a job?
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
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