Band Name Translations: Dire Straits

We took the band name Dire Straits and ran it through Google Translate multiple times using random languages. Below are the band names we ened up with.

Accessing The Channel
Amharic, Kyrgyz, Tajik, Ukrainian, Dutch, Khmer, Slovenian, Chinese (Traditional), Hawaiian, English
Culfor Dire
Haitian Creole, Uzbek, Galician, Turkish, Welsh, Tagalog (Filipino), Sundanese, Basque, Afrikaans, English
Dangerous Channels
French, Indonesian, Irish, Sundanese, Sindhi, Vietnamese, Turkmen, Romanian, Amharic, Afrikaans, English
Deer Neck
Catalan, Sundanese, Scots Gaelic, Romanian, Tajik, Czech, Amharic, Maltese, Kazakh, English
Dirage Strait
Sundanese, Romanian, Macedonian, Thai, Portuguese, Uzbek, Spanish, Myanmar (Burmese), Malay, English
Directional Pressure
Punjabi, Latin, Chinese (Simplified), Hebrew, Somali, Swedish, German, Urdu, Turkish, English
Disgusting
French, Myanmar (Burmese), Tamil, Yoruba, Norwegian, Telugu, Hausa, Swahili, Malagasy, Indonesian, English
Dyer Sprague
Korean, Galician, Pashto, Zulu, Javanese, Azerbaijani, Turkish, Polish, Slovenian, English
Extreme Pressure
Malayalam, Hausa, Azerbaijani, Zulu, Slovak, Cebuano, Finnish, Romanian, Dutch, English
From Sea To Sea
Yoruba, Korean, Kannada, Belarusian, Armenian, Maori, Icelandic, Corsican, Portuguese, English
Hard Sea
Samoan, Gujarati, Uzbek, Turkmen, Xhosa, Hmong, Galician, Serbian, Kurdish, English
He Was Nervous
Frisian, Shona, Galician, Swedish, Haitian Creole, Greek, Macedonian, Persian, Hungarian, English
Heavy Burden
Sinhala (Sinhalese), Lithuanian, Italian, Ukrainian, Uzbek, Swahili, Luxembourgish, Tatar, Latin, English
Lake Bay
Amharic, Thai, Persian, Esperanto, Swahili, Hausa, Haitian Creole, Shona, English
On The Plus Side
French, Macedonian, Polish, Yoruba, Gujarati, Myanmar (Burmese), Shona, Armenian, Mongolian, English
Road
French, Haitian Creole, Myanmar (Burmese), Kinyarwanda, Indonesian, Mongolian, Maltese, Persian, English
Scary Road
Kazakh, Hungarian, Odia (Oriya), Scots Gaelic, Urdu, Uzbek, French, Indonesian, Catalan, English
Serious Problems
Slovak, Dutch, Icelandic, Gujarati, Scots Gaelic, Persian, Amharic, Maltese, Luxembourgish, English
Severely Injured
French, Arabic, Afrikaans, Tamil, Thai, Unknown, Yoruba, Nepali, Frisian, English
Sore Throat
Nyanja (Chichewa), Russian, Igbo, Azerbaijani, Haitian Creole, Hmong, Hebrew, Kannada, Swedish, English
Sound
Yoruba, Danish, Latin, Kazakh, Polish, Hindi, French, Korean, Myanmar (Burmese), English
Strong Water Treatment
Ukrainian, Tamil, Luxembourgish, Punjabi, Tagalog (Filipino), Hungarian, Shona, Hawaiian, Telugu, English
Sudden
Bulgarian, Hebrew, Corsican, Maori, Latvian, Odia (Oriya), Finnish, Xhosa, Mongolian, English
Terrible Pressure
Russian, Bengali, Haitian Creole, Azerbaijani, German, Esperanto, Sindhi, Macedonian, Kyrgyz, English
The Port Of The Nation
Afrikaans, Vietnamese, Maori, Thai, Hebrew, Urdu, Kinyarwanda, Maltese, Bulgarian, English
The Right To Govern
Tagalog (Filipino), Croatian, Punjabi, Uzbek, Hindi, Sesotho, Amharic, Spanish, Uyghur, English
The Room Is Constantly Humming
Yiddish, Kurdish, Polish, Catalan, Hmong, Igbo, Nepali, Lithuanian, English
This Situation Is Very Bad
Hindi, Unknown, Ukrainian, Scots Gaelic, Igbo, Pashto, Tatar, Spanish, Dutch, English
Understanding Logic
Cebuano, Sindhi, Tamil, Mongolian, Hebrew, Hindi, French, Pashto, Czech, English
Volt Guide
French, Punjabi, Uyghur, Danish, Kazakh, Malay, Tagalog (Filipino), Kannada, Telugu, Yoruba, English
Water - Hard Water
Cebuano, Serbian, Tamil, Irish, Afrikaans, Khmer, Kyrgyz, Hebrew, Esperanto, English
With A Straight Back
Armenian, Welsh, Persian, Bosnian, Igbo, Galician, Hungarian, Romanian, Portuguese, English
You Are Out Of The Way
Irish, Yiddish, Icelandic, Kannada, Lao, Corsican, Slovak, Kurdish, Armenian, English
Your Data
French, Yiddish, Irish, Hungarian, Sinhala (Sinhalese), Spanish, Odia (Oriya), Turkish, Welsh, English