Beck Song Maker

Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Now you can randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.


Jack-ass Ozzy With
Words & Music by Band Name Maker and Beck Hansen
Verse 1:
Let the dead beats pound all around
Like a juggernaut walks
Old man johnson got his head in his hand
rattlesnake on the ceiling
Chorus:
And the rest of the best was a big mistake
Lord, what can you do
Starin' through a bag of Frito Lay
You know I don't need to waste no time
Verse 2:
Change my baby's mind
I lay down on the ground
On the bathroom wall where my number is written
You're walkin' to work
Chorus:
And the rest of the best was a big mistake
Lord, what can you do
Starin' through a bag of Frito Lay
You know I don't need to waste no time
Bridge:
'cause my kneecaps are turnin' slightly brown
Cold just like an alligator
Down by the sea swallowed by evil
She is gettin' flaky
Verse 3:
'Cause there's only rehashed faces
And a taco in my jeans
Make your dreams out of Papier-mache
What's the problem?
Chorus:
And the rest of the best was a big mistake
Lord, what can you do
Starin' through a bag of Frito Lay
You know I don't need to waste no time
Create another Beck song
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