Beck Song Maker

Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Now you can randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.


Cyanide Crystal Jagermeister
Words & Music by Band Name Maker and Beck Hansen
Verse 1:
I just wade the tides that turned
She's gettin' all juiced up with a bottle of plain-wrap beer
Stand outside with a suitcase
The elevators broke
Chorus:
'bout barney
Body pills and shiver and caviar
If you throught that you were making your way
Yeah, don't go throwin' no coupons on my grave
Verse 2:
Can't get a ride no matter how I try
Na na na na na na na
Of the social hurt
That's beautiful, Dad.I just found me a bottle of blues
Chorus:
'bout barney
Body pills and shiver and caviar
If you throught that you were making your way
Yeah, don't go throwin' no coupons on my grave
Bridge:
But I wish I had my top of my brain
Is that slack?
It's new-aged let down,
Slip me seven dollars and I'll pump it full of smog
Verse 3:
Both of our pictures, face to face
He don't care you're not ready he don't care if you're not dressed
Lord, please don't forsake me
The scarecrow's only scarin himself
Chorus:
'bout barney
Body pills and shiver and caviar
If you throught that you were making your way
Yeah, don't go throwin' no coupons on my grave
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