Beck Song Maker
Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Now you can randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.
Haircut The Golden
Words & Music by Band Name Maker and Beck Hansen
Verse 1:
Cool your aching head
Fuckin' off
Right about now
When all is said and done
Fuckin' off
Right about now
When all is said and done
Chorus:
Bless this scepter
Singing a death knell
Smokin' in an old ashtray
swirling chickens caught in flight
Singing a death knell
Smokin' in an old ashtray
swirling chickens caught in flight
Verse 2:
And they're youthless and pretending with their bare hands holding nothing
Cameras and the lights
Cosmetic procedures on the cartilage of apocalypse
If I catch fire by mistake, she'll put out my face with a rake
Cameras and the lights
Cosmetic procedures on the cartilage of apocalypse
If I catch fire by mistake, she'll put out my face with a rake
Chorus:
Bless this scepter
Singing a death knell
Smokin' in an old ashtray
swirling chickens caught in flight
Singing a death knell
Smokin' in an old ashtray
swirling chickens caught in flight
Bridge:
Excitement level zero
Like a dishrag laying in the street
Put me in your helicopter
There's saints and there is animals
Like a dishrag laying in the street
Put me in your helicopter
There's saints and there is animals
Verse 3:
And they're youthless and pretending with their bare hands holding nothing
Now you're buried 'neath the wheel
Wake up without thinking
Will never turn on again
Now you're buried 'neath the wheel
Wake up without thinking
Will never turn on again
Chorus:
Bless this scepter
Singing a death knell
Smokin' in an old ashtray
swirling chickens caught in flight
Singing a death knell
Smokin' in an old ashtray
swirling chickens caught in flight
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