Beck Song Maker
Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Now you can randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.
Corvette Flies Fume My Again
Words & Music by Band Name Maker and Beck Hansen
Verse 1:
Garlic, spam and kool-aid
Well I can barely touch you honey, cause you're gettin' drunk all the time
Well, you look so pretty in it
You can't bribe him with blank checks
Well I can barely touch you honey, cause you're gettin' drunk all the time
Well, you look so pretty in it
You can't bribe him with blank checks
Chorus:
And all the laws of creation
And if it ain't broken, then break it
Better not let my good gal catch you here
Norman Schwartzkoff
And if it ain't broken, then break it
Better not let my good gal catch you here
Norman Schwartzkoff
Verse 2:
and they were singing like this
Kiss a girl, slay a hag
Next thing you know you're 13 and get a bar mitzvah
Now you don't have to mind it
Kiss a girl, slay a hag
Next thing you know you're 13 and get a bar mitzvah
Now you don't have to mind it
Chorus:
And all the laws of creation
And if it ain't broken, then break it
Better not let my good gal catch you here
Norman Schwartzkoff
And if it ain't broken, then break it
Better not let my good gal catch you here
Norman Schwartzkoff
Bridge:
I don't know if it's already crashed on the shore
Of an old cannonball
Static clinging to the ceiling
With a half-dead mule and nothin' on my mind
Of an old cannonball
Static clinging to the ceiling
With a half-dead mule and nothin' on my mind
Verse 3:
From a plexiglass prism
I'm working my legs
These antibodies learn to be the disease
To want somebody who doesn't want you
I'm working my legs
These antibodies learn to be the disease
To want somebody who doesn't want you
Chorus:
And all the laws of creation
And if it ain't broken, then break it
Better not let my good gal catch you here
Norman Schwartzkoff
And if it ain't broken, then break it
Better not let my good gal catch you here
Norman Schwartzkoff
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