Beck Song Maker
Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Now you can randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.
Aphid Asskizz
Words & Music by Band Name Maker and Beck Hansen
Verse 1:
And you...uh, there's mascara bleeding out of your eyes
Do just like they should
Holding' hands with an impotent dream
Sing out primal scream
Do just like they should
Holding' hands with an impotent dream
Sing out primal scream
Chorus:
Running over sometimes
So ungrateful to the who's and what's-his-face
Some folks get their kicks steppin on ants
Trying to keep blaming on
So ungrateful to the who's and what's-his-face
Some folks get their kicks steppin on ants
Trying to keep blaming on
Verse 2:
Colour lights on the runway makes a stranger feel unchained
He's crawlin' up the stairs with the can of mace
Measuring a jinx of this life seems
Uses your telephone to make long-distance calls
He's crawlin' up the stairs with the can of mace
Measuring a jinx of this life seems
Uses your telephone to make long-distance calls
Chorus:
Running over sometimes
So ungrateful to the who's and what's-his-face
Some folks get their kicks steppin on ants
Trying to keep blaming on
So ungrateful to the who's and what's-his-face
Some folks get their kicks steppin on ants
Trying to keep blaming on
Bridge:
I'm a full-grown man but I'm not afraid to cry
Modern guilt won't get me to bed
Runnin' through the jungle
Tattered rags and paper bags and all
Modern guilt won't get me to bed
Runnin' through the jungle
Tattered rags and paper bags and all
Verse 3:
Curses on their children
Put me in your helicopter
She is all
Well, God walked down in the cool of the day
Put me in your helicopter
She is all
Well, God walked down in the cool of the day
Chorus:
Running over sometimes
So ungrateful to the who's and what's-his-face
Some folks get their kicks steppin on ants
Trying to keep blaming on
So ungrateful to the who's and what's-his-face
Some folks get their kicks steppin on ants
Trying to keep blaming on
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