Beck Song Maker
Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Now you can randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.
Jack-ass Ozzy With
Words & Music by Band Name Maker and Beck Hansen
Verse 1:
Let the dead beats pound all around
Like a juggernaut walks
Old man johnson got his head in his hand
rattlesnake on the ceiling
Like a juggernaut walks
Old man johnson got his head in his hand
rattlesnake on the ceiling
Chorus:
And the rest of the best was a big mistake
Lord, what can you do
Starin' through a bag of Frito Lay
You know I don't need to waste no time
Lord, what can you do
Starin' through a bag of Frito Lay
You know I don't need to waste no time
Verse 2:
Change my baby's mind
I lay down on the ground
On the bathroom wall where my number is written
You're walkin' to work
I lay down on the ground
On the bathroom wall where my number is written
You're walkin' to work
Chorus:
And the rest of the best was a big mistake
Lord, what can you do
Starin' through a bag of Frito Lay
You know I don't need to waste no time
Lord, what can you do
Starin' through a bag of Frito Lay
You know I don't need to waste no time
Bridge:
'cause my kneecaps are turnin' slightly brown
Cold just like an alligator
Down by the sea swallowed by evil
She is gettin' flaky
Cold just like an alligator
Down by the sea swallowed by evil
She is gettin' flaky
Verse 3:
'Cause there's only rehashed faces
And a taco in my jeans
Make your dreams out of Papier-mache
What's the problem?
And a taco in my jeans
Make your dreams out of Papier-mache
What's the problem?
Chorus:
And the rest of the best was a big mistake
Lord, what can you do
Starin' through a bag of Frito Lay
You know I don't need to waste no time
Lord, what can you do
Starin' through a bag of Frito Lay
You know I don't need to waste no time
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