Beck Song Maker
Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Now you can randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.
Maria Pie
Words & Music by Band Name Maker and Beck Hansen
Verse 1:
Baby, I won't let you leave if you believe in me
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
She's a burning lawn
Something tells me you want to go home
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
She's a burning lawn
Something tells me you want to go home
Chorus:
Dragging my heels 'til my day is done
Fake prizes
He was so wretched
Walk around all the while
Fake prizes
He was so wretched
Walk around all the while
Verse 2:
And the factories, casualties are looking for mangled jewels
If you got what it takes
Now fix the beat
Wake up, wake up
If you got what it takes
Now fix the beat
Wake up, wake up
Chorus:
Dragging my heels 'til my day is done
Fake prizes
He was so wretched
Walk around all the while
Fake prizes
He was so wretched
Walk around all the while
Bridge:
Raise you stiff middle finger.
She fucked me up the ass
Wanderin' children, ready and willin'
You were wearing that stained raincoat
She fucked me up the ass
Wanderin' children, ready and willin'
You were wearing that stained raincoat
Verse 3:
'cause it's getting hard to think
Don't kill it dead but don't let it die
I met you at J C Penny
The uniformed legions will conspire
Don't kill it dead but don't let it die
I met you at J C Penny
The uniformed legions will conspire
Chorus:
Dragging my heels 'til my day is done
Fake prizes
He was so wretched
Walk around all the while
Fake prizes
He was so wretched
Walk around all the while
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