Beck Song Maker
Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Now you can randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.
I The Whiskey Lord
Words & Music by Band Name Maker and Beck Hansen
Verse 1:
Dance floors and talk shows
Down at the bistro
Have no say in anything
Punks gettin' shade
Down at the bistro
Have no say in anything
Punks gettin' shade
Chorus:
But the pleasures are seldom and few, ooh
I'm not afraid to, to
When they dance in a reptile blaze
Who cares what we find
I'm not afraid to, to
When they dance in a reptile blaze
Who cares what we find
Verse 2:
And they're safe from any harm
Change your heart, it will astound you
Gotta make it to texas
Stand outside with a suitcase
Change your heart, it will astound you
Gotta make it to texas
Stand outside with a suitcase
Chorus:
But the pleasures are seldom and few, ooh
I'm not afraid to, to
When they dance in a reptile blaze
Who cares what we find
I'm not afraid to, to
When they dance in a reptile blaze
Who cares what we find
Bridge:
I have no claim to be there
Like aerobics victims
Stacks and zealots wither in shit-filled rooms
The amplifiers are amplifying
Like aerobics victims
Stacks and zealots wither in shit-filled rooms
The amplifiers are amplifying
Verse 3:
A house of disrepute, the dust of opiates
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Alfonso giving me a backrub, 2pm laser vizzaginal rejuvenation
Some love holds, some gets used
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Alfonso giving me a backrub, 2pm laser vizzaginal rejuvenation
Some love holds, some gets used
Chorus:
But the pleasures are seldom and few, ooh
I'm not afraid to, to
When they dance in a reptile blaze
Who cares what we find
I'm not afraid to, to
When they dance in a reptile blaze
Who cares what we find
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