Mmm. Squirrel Butter is the best. Whenever I run out I pray for Uber Eats to start delivering it. Damn you DoorDash, my toast isn’t in the same galaxy without Squirrel Butter. I’m on my knees here praying for you.
No, Squirrel Butter is not made from squirrels. It’s a nut-based butter that squirrels (and myself) are known to enjoy.
No, Squirrel Butter is not made from squirrels. It’s a nut-based butter that squirrels (and myself) are known to enjoy.
Nom nom.