Beck Song Maker
Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Now you can randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.
Crack Want Spanking
Words & Music by Band Name Maker and Beck Hansen
Verse 1:
'cause it's all gonna come to be
And noise that laughs, falls off their maps
Has it come and gone?
If it's not in the TV Guide then I don't know.
And noise that laughs, falls off their maps
Has it come and gone?
If it's not in the TV Guide then I don't know.
Chorus:
I'm writing my will
On the old forgotten crossways
Ow ow ow ow
The music drags
On the old forgotten crossways
Ow ow ow ow
The music drags
Verse 2:
Arkansas wet dreams
Bring that beer over here
I cold step to you
That something strange happens to you
Bring that beer over here
I cold step to you
That something strange happens to you
Chorus:
I'm writing my will
On the old forgotten crossways
Ow ow ow ow
The music drags
On the old forgotten crossways
Ow ow ow ow
The music drags
Bridge:
Everything I do is to try and fuck you up
He said, "Ed, you have no control over the past
I have seen the land beyond
Put these rhymes together like a thief
He said, "Ed, you have no control over the past
I have seen the land beyond
Put these rhymes together like a thief
Verse 3:
Are those clogs or platform shoes
gets old enough to drink
Now that I'm near you, I slowly disappear you
She's a silver star
gets old enough to drink
Now that I'm near you, I slowly disappear you
She's a silver star
Chorus:
I'm writing my will
On the old forgotten crossways
Ow ow ow ow
The music drags
On the old forgotten crossways
Ow ow ow ow
The music drags
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