Beck Song Maker
Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Now you can randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.
Asshole Protein
Words & Music by Band Name Maker and Beck Hansen
Verse 1:
And she got's the soul
I Ain't gonna work for no soul sucking jerk
In a desert alone
Sending their dead melodies to me
I Ain't gonna work for no soul sucking jerk
In a desert alone
Sending their dead melodies to me
Chorus:
Can't afford a telephone
Ghetto-blasting disintegrating
Mayonnaise on your lips
These people talk about impossible things
Ghetto-blasting disintegrating
Mayonnaise on your lips
These people talk about impossible things
Verse 2:
And I've tasted the fodder of a saccharine ending
As you're biting my sandwich
Feelings that make me feel
Just the concrete and a worried mind
As you're biting my sandwich
Feelings that make me feel
Just the concrete and a worried mind
Chorus:
Can't afford a telephone
Ghetto-blasting disintegrating
Mayonnaise on your lips
These people talk about impossible things
Ghetto-blasting disintegrating
Mayonnaise on your lips
These people talk about impossible things
Bridge:
Deep down in a hollow log
I go on and pray.
She's a blue cross
Someone missing something
I go on and pray.
She's a blue cross
Someone missing something
Verse 3:
Hay algo vacio, cuando empieza
Louis Vuitton suitcases
Put your hands on the wheel
Talkin' to the devil and drinkin' a coke
Louis Vuitton suitcases
Put your hands on the wheel
Talkin' to the devil and drinkin' a coke
Chorus:
Can't afford a telephone
Ghetto-blasting disintegrating
Mayonnaise on your lips
These people talk about impossible things
Ghetto-blasting disintegrating
Mayonnaise on your lips
These people talk about impossible things
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