Beck Song Maker
Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Now you can randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.
Never Missing Corvette
Words & Music by Band Name Maker and Beck Hansen
Verse 1:
Blow back derelict wind, lay my soul in the foul of the air
I wanted to be your good friend
Nobody knows I'm with you
You been decidin' now
I wanted to be your good friend
Nobody knows I'm with you
You been decidin' now
Chorus:
And your umbrella was a tangled mess
From the floor like a demon
I kicked him in the nuts
People look so snooty
From the floor like a demon
I kicked him in the nuts
People look so snooty
Verse 2:
Fare thee well
If I'm dressed in leather
Next thing you know you're 13 and get a bar mitzvah
Running over sometimes
If I'm dressed in leather
Next thing you know you're 13 and get a bar mitzvah
Running over sometimes
Chorus:
And your umbrella was a tangled mess
From the floor like a demon
I kicked him in the nuts
People look so snooty
From the floor like a demon
I kicked him in the nuts
People look so snooty
Bridge:
Find yourself in a pickup truck
Laminate your face
Local shopping malls receive
Where you are going
Laminate your face
Local shopping malls receive
Where you are going
Verse 3:
I'm the enchanting wizard of rhythm.
If you never change
It's a timebomb ticking
Just to feel like you're okay
If you never change
It's a timebomb ticking
Just to feel like you're okay
Chorus:
And your umbrella was a tangled mess
From the floor like a demon
I kicked him in the nuts
People look so snooty
From the floor like a demon
I kicked him in the nuts
People look so snooty
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