Beck Song Maker
Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Now you can randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.
Steve A Man Rental Again
Words & Music by Band Name Maker and Beck Hansen
Verse 1:
Grow up old and bury the sea
Looks like tomorrow'll be the same old day
Recalling my torn, broken, aching heart of these long days
When we get down to the shrink-wrap on my grave
Looks like tomorrow'll be the same old day
Recalling my torn, broken, aching heart of these long days
When we get down to the shrink-wrap on my grave
Chorus:
Hey Mr. Asshole, what's your big hassle?
Keep it in a locket and I think of you
now I'm hungry now I'm drunk
Special people will never bathe
Keep it in a locket and I think of you
now I'm hungry now I'm drunk
Special people will never bathe
Verse 2:
Gonna flap around and pass out on the kitchen floor
No money
Searching through the waters
Telephone plastic baby
No money
Searching through the waters
Telephone plastic baby
Chorus:
Hey Mr. Asshole, what's your big hassle?
Keep it in a locket and I think of you
now I'm hungry now I'm drunk
Special people will never bathe
Keep it in a locket and I think of you
now I'm hungry now I'm drunk
Special people will never bathe
Bridge:
And marry a man in shame
Looking for a ladder
On the bread line tonight
What you do, you do for me
Looking for a ladder
On the bread line tonight
What you do, you do for me
Verse 3:
And everybody's gotta learn sometime
Fermented elastic
Momma killed the only dress
Until the end
Fermented elastic
Momma killed the only dress
Until the end
Chorus:
Hey Mr. Asshole, what's your big hassle?
Keep it in a locket and I think of you
now I'm hungry now I'm drunk
Special people will never bathe
Keep it in a locket and I think of you
now I'm hungry now I'm drunk
Special people will never bathe
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